Delicious Failbetter friends,

the gender categories on your Echo Bazaar Spidersilk Warehouse Postal Order Catalogue are distinctly lacking…

(also, btw, “straight cut” and “fitted cut” would make fine gender-neutral alternatives to “men’s” and “women’s” shirts. Related paragraph in this article explains why)

(in case my gender wasn’t quite apparent from these remarks, I am totally buying a Mysterious and Indistinct shirt in a straight cut right now. Are they easy to alter should one have a Peculiar Personal Enhancement? I ask for an acquaintance.)

[UPDATE: Note to anyone reblogging this: they sent me a lovely reply.]